What are friends for

You want to commit suicide?
OK, Go for it
I'll give you all the encouragement you need
I'll be your Kevorkian
What are you waiting for?
If you keep weighing out your choices, you may change your mind
Don't you finally want to be good at something?
People will have so much more respect for you
If you're not sure on how to perform the suicide
Here are the four main choices:

Gun

Pills

Hanging

Razor

If you don't like those choices, you can always crash the car, jump off a building or put yourself in front of a speeding train
No?
Too gruesome?
Ok then
Whatever you decide, I'm sure you'll do great!
If you decide to leave a suicide note, can you mention that you'd like to leave me your entire Vinyl & CD collection
You have some rare gems
Yeah!!
Really?!, Cool!!
I'll say some really nice things about you at your wake & funeral
You rock!!
Thanks again
Goodbye