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Twisted Nursery Rhymes 2
Jack and Jill went up the hill
for a buck and a quarter
Jack went down
Jill made sounds
Never heard from them after.
Oh do you know the muffin man
The muffin man?
The muffin man.
That lives up the lane
Oh yes I know the muffin man
the naughty muffin man
the dirty muffin man
Yes I know that muffin man
So does Tom, Dick and Jane
Now I lay me down to sleep
a warm hand it did creep
If I should turn a little to the right
Get the hint it's real tight.
for a buck and a quarter
Jack went down
Jill made sounds
Never heard from them after.
Oh do you know the muffin man
The muffin man?
The muffin man.
That lives up the lane
Oh yes I know the muffin man
the naughty muffin man
the dirty muffin man
Yes I know that muffin man
So does Tom, Dick and Jane
Now I lay me down to sleep
a warm hand it did creep
If I should turn a little to the right
Get the hint it's real tight.
Published 13th May 2024
Author's Note
Here is three more. can you stand it? lol
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13th May 2024 3:22am
Oh yes .. I know the muffin man…and Tom, Dick and Jane… want to join?
Ooo…. You’re a very naughty girl… you just destroyed your career at a convent
Ooo…. You’re a very naughty girl… you just destroyed your career at a convent
13th May 2024 3:25am
13th May 2024 3:29am
Nicely done 😄
That last one in particular was on point. Nice imagination on twisting up these nursery rhymes Fia.
Very fun and light hearted.
That last one in particular was on point. Nice imagination on twisting up these nursery rhymes Fia.
Very fun and light hearted.
Thank you. Darkness
(Smiling)
It would have been better if I didn't have to wait. I wanted everyone to laugh or at least smile.
(Smiling)
It would have been better if I didn't have to wait. I wanted everyone to laugh or at least smile.
13th May 2024 3:49am
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13th May 2024 11:07am
13th May 2024 11:21am
Thank you. ;)) I posted the first three to make people laugh/smile and decided to post these as well.
Glad you enjoyed it. Fia xoxo
Glad you enjoyed it. Fia xoxo
13th May 2024 1:38pm
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏!! Extremely hilarious 🤣 nice ink spill 🤣 fia:)))) !!
Very creative 👌 great sense of humor 👏 😀
Please 🙏 keep 👏 on writing ✍ ok peace ✌ and blessings 🙏 always 💖
Very creative 👌 great sense of humor 👏 😀
Please 🙏 keep 👏 on writing ✍ ok peace ✌ and blessings 🙏 always 💖
13th May 2024 1:39pm
13th May 2024 4:19pm
BRAVO! You are at a new level in your writing...don't stop. Hugs and love, Oral
13th May 2024 4:20pm
13th May 2024 6:50pm
Are you Catholic?
You know, I never believed Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Who even does that? Everybody knows what they are up there doing...
And I'm all about a good muffin.
Loved this...
You know, I never believed Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Who even does that? Everybody knows what they are up there doing...
And I'm all about a good muffin.
Loved this...
13th May 2024 7:13pm
You know I have a dreadfully terrible poem called 'Confessional' right? Not here...
13th May 2024 7:18pm
13th May 2024 7:24pm
I went to catholic school. It did nothing for me. A lot of nursey rhymes come from a dark origin.
Andrew Dice Clay came to mind when reading the first one.
Clever Fia. :)
Andrew Dice Clay came to mind when reading the first one.
Clever Fia. :)
13th May 2024 7:58pm
23rd May 2024 6:31pm
Who don't like dirty, perverted nursery rhymes. Fan fucking tastic!! Great poem, and witty
23rd May 2024 6:51pm
