A fork, a knife and a spoon

My wife only wants me to spoon her when she's hammered
Any other time, she don't want me near
That's ok
I actually despise her and spooning
One night she came home incredibly drunk
She was all over the place
Stumbling, making no sense
Fell backwards into my cabinet
Breaking some heirloom figurines I had from my family
No apology, nothing
My blood was beginning to boil
I yelled at her, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!!!"
I was tired, so I went to bed
Few moments later she came into bed
She was frisky and wanted some action
I said, "get away from me, FUCK OFF!"
She was upset but didn't make a real issue out of it
As I began falling asleep, on my side,
She kept inching her way towards me ,  
as if to have my arms wrapped around her
Then repeatedly kept saying spoon me, spoon me
I said, "NO!"
She turned her head towards me and spat in my face!
I didn't get mad
I casually got out of bed and went to wash my face
I heard her from the bedroom laughing, saying you deserved it, you deserved it
I went into the kitchen to grab something
Proceeded to get back into bed
As I laid again on my side,
She began inching towards me again
This time with more authority, pushy actually
She kept saying, "Spoon Me, Spoon Me, SPOON ME!"
Well instead of spooning her, I decided to knife her!
I knifed her right in the back about 7-10 times!
What a release!  
I decided to go with the carving knife I would use on holiday's, like bullshit Thanksgiving
The sheets and her body were a mess
I was a mess as well
Oh and yeah she was dead
I had to figure out what I was going to do with her body
In the morning I was starving
Before I decide what I'm going to do
I needed to eat
What a better way to get some nutrients and protein then to cook her meat
I sliced & diced
I skinned and deveined her leg
Cooked the leg on 450
Took a while
A sweet aroma was permeating throughout the house
Yum!!
The leg was a bit charred but whatever
1st time, you know
She loved being spooned
I wonder if she loved being forked?!