Teddy Bear Blues

You're a very dusty Teddy
forgotten and forlorn
forsaken by your owner
It's time that you were gone
 
So I drove you to the thrift store
to find you a new home
but they refused to take you
'cause your label is all wrong
 
Fire retardant Teddies
they snap up by the load
though without the right credentials
no store wants to know
 
Somewhere in bear heaven
there's a place old Teddies rest
but for now I'll take you home again
with the feeling that it's best