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Wally go back to sleep you bald headed dummy
You’re weak but in a week you’ll be able to fill your tummy
Now be quiet or I’ll tell your wife you were on IG looking at big juicy booty Judys
I know you hungry cus you were salivatin’ like they were rooty tutti fresh and fruities
As for me, I love to hustle, it’s a struggle sometimes but it’s all part of the game
I enjoy to bustle and tussle like my name is Russell but only if you are entertained
I took notice on the race for POTUS and realized the world is going fucking insane
So I might as well go all balls out because the poison of this existence is in bane
Now I don’t condone violence but sometimes people do need a little bitch slap
Wanna throw hands? I’ll praise the Lord first so you can shut your stinking trap
Everyday some ignorant egomaniac spouts dying to get clout trying out their luck
I may get more dislikes for this than I got IHOP fights but I don’t give a fuck
I’ll be the first to admit it, I’m a little blunt but sometimes I just have to be a cunt
But too many umpty cunties always got something up their sleeve trying to front
I think it’s bizarre when someone has to tell everybody how smart they are
Repeat a lie so many times so the truth gets skewed and it’s worked out so far
This was supposed to be a collab with my other half but he is still in recovery
I just won’t be around when he comes back in here and makes this discovery
But the truth is if a lot of people are looking at the world from an alternate reality
If we don’t stop it soon humanity will lose their fucking sense of morality
Wally back…oh shit he out
I think this time I’ll do something simpler
I’ll trim his mustache and call it the coochie tickler
Wally go back to sleep you bald headed dummy
You’re weak but in a week you’ll be able to fill your tummy
Now be quiet or I’ll tell your wife you were on IG looking at big juicy booty Judys
I know you hungry cus you were salivatin’ like they were rooty tutti fresh and fruities
As for me, I love to hustle, it’s a struggle sometimes but it’s all part of the game
I enjoy to bustle and tussle like my name is Russell but only if you are entertained
I took notice on the race for POTUS and realized the world is going fucking insane
So I might as well go all balls out because the poison of this existence is in bane
Now I don’t condone violence but sometimes people do need a little bitch slap
Wanna throw hands? I’ll praise the Lord first so you can shut your stinking trap
Everyday some ignorant egomaniac spouts dying to get clout trying out their luck
I may get more dislikes for this than I got IHOP fights but I don’t give a fuck
I’ll be the first to admit it, I’m a little blunt but sometimes I just have to be a cunt
But too many umpty cunties always got something up their sleeve trying to front
I think it’s bizarre when someone has to tell everybody how smart they are
Repeat a lie so many times so the truth gets skewed and it’s worked out so far
This was supposed to be a collab with my other half but he is still in recovery
I just won’t be around when he comes back in here and makes this discovery
But the truth is if a lot of people are looking at the world from an alternate reality
If we don’t stop it soon humanity will lose their fucking sense of morality
Wally back…oh shit he out
I think this time I’ll do something simpler
I’ll trim his mustache and call it the coochie tickler
Published 27th Feb 2024
| Edited 29th Feb 2024
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27th Feb 2024 7:10pm
I've got you pegged as an Aussie person
wallyroo kinda lends to that conclusion.
As does the use of " Judy "
Coochie tickler? I looked that up & it just
might be from Aussieland
Well, they are very rude
wallyroo kinda lends to that conclusion.
As does the use of " Judy "
Coochie tickler? I looked that up & it just
might be from Aussieland
Well, they are very rude
27th Feb 2024 10:36pm
LOL. One of my favorite characters from the show The Boys is Billy Butcher, played by New Zealand actor Karl Urban. His demeanor and delivery is everything.
The slang may be different from place to place, but the overall feeling is the same.
The slang may be different from place to place, but the overall feeling is the same.
