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MAGA Paleolithicus

They were an undiscovered type of ape      
living among us in truck stops and bars      
where there was no acceptable escape      
from substance abuse and loud guitars,      
and thus they had no complete trains of thought      
to mollify the beast in beasty mode      
where pride soon saw that they remained untaught      
except for using congress as a commode      
rather than for tutored parlance, as meant,      
and so turbulence ruled MAGA hearts,  
so much so, that the jargon which they spent      
made less sense than dabbled Mexican farts    
triggering trauma at The Taco Bell...    
then, boomer apeshit border runs to hell.
Written by MidnightSonneteer
Published | Edited 13th Feb 2024
Author's Note
Still deplorable. They've learned nothing.

Maybe we should let each of their votes only count for three fifths of a vote.
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