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Horny Mother-to-Be
I’m one horny mother-to-be
It’s nothing that I could foresee
Men say that I glow
But all that I know is
My tits are now something to see
It’s nothing that I could foresee
Men say that I glow
But all that I know is
My tits are now something to see
Published 17th Nov 2023
| Edited 19th Nov 2023
Author's Note
My accelerated sex drive was unexpected. Having a little fun with limericks this morning. Edited selfie is me now at 13 weeks.
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17th Nov 2023 1:59pm
Strong Limerick ahead with truthful existence coming too soon, but timely,
Wish you stand the labours when they come stay happy with such fun .
God Bless...
Wish you stand the labours when they come stay happy with such fun .
God Bless...
17th Nov 2023 2:26pm
Good self-description in that limerick. At least a pregnant woman can say, "Don't worry about you getting me pregnant - I've already got there", which can be a turn-on.
17th Nov 2023 2:43pm
Weirdly enough, some of the best shags I ever had was with my wife in her later months.
Best regards to you and the baby:)
Best regards to you and the baby:)
17th Nov 2023 2:44pm
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17th Nov 2023 3:16pm
The joys of hormones run amok. You nailed this one
19th Nov 2023 2:19am
