Cartoon Foolery

So, I write to inform and entertain my neighbors and audiences
I’ll spend a whole day mixin’ and spittin’ some words
Listening to my favorite tunes on streaming platforms
Sometimes, thoughts pour out, and then I save them for later
Reread it another day when I’m more sober
I put everything into perspective in my writings, yo
Whether I’m running for office or not, my process is serious
But the other day, I wrote some spoken word that didn’t make sense
Yet, it was genius, like to hear it here it goes:
As the sistah that synthesizes the simple shit, I fiercely adhere to the principle of delving into everything political
My mind is riddled with excessive madness
Magic carpet rides with Aladdin and Jasmine
Once I’m done screaming and I’m famished
I’m planting my ass on a mushroom
Alice in Wonderland
And that’s Word on Mario Kart
I'm that Harlot that strode into Snow White’s enchanted castle
And lasted longer than Prince Charming
Mortal Kombat
Finish her!
Low key Rapunzel with tunnel vision  
Karmic divinity, has played a central part in Princess Peach’s many abductions.
They say: “You need to relax, Ash. Chill out, mellow yourself and dwell in only the positive. Don’t worry about the mental head cases that lie in waiting on your downfall. Navigate the systems wider than the expansion of Antarctica, push them titties up bitch and annunciate”
Then I reply with: “I’m cool, who the fuck are you anyway? You wanna be Roger Rabbit? Step lightly around your haters! Wanna be saviors! Popeye, Pacman, Crash Bandicoot?”
I heard that, Oral sex is nasty, but you can Digimon yo business
Too many Animaniacs outside, y’all  
And before you ask, yes, I do weed.
Spongebob’s pants are square cause Sandy won’t give him any, she likes Patrick
Random facts that just might come in handy one day
As I’m Sailor Moonin’ through this poem, I’d like to refocus on what’s important
Cause this ain't no mutha fuckin' Toy Story!
No more Donald Duckin’ our responsibility towards one another
Cause Tom needs Jerry, Sylvester loves Tweety and Road Runner wouldn't be mentioned if Wyle E. Coyote wasn't on that ass so hard.
In conclusion, I'll leave it to my homie Woody Woodpecker to drop the knowledge like:
Hahahahaha - Hahahahaha haaaaaaa!
We find solace in each other
One Love!