Boggled By Blue Doors!

ordered a nice new toilet seat,
it was posted quickly,
and delivered quickly,
but to some obscure address
with a blue door
(none of my neighbours have a blue door either)
but it's showing as delivered
because of this mysterious blue door,
maybe it was a bloody Tardis
(does Doctor Who use the toilet? asking for a friend),
not sure how i'd feel about using a toilet
whilst time travelling,
it could go horribly wrong!!!!eek!!!!
where was i?
oh yeah
bog standard delivery services are sh
(you know what)
so i imagine if the delivery company dispute my claim
of not having a blue door......
i'm also curious as to where it's been delivered to,
and will the recipient try to return it,
as they've been dragged into a situation
not of their making,
nor mine,
although i did make the order,
so i lit the blue touch paper to these shenanigans,
simply for wanting a new throne
on which to perch,
well not literally,
that would be both strange,
and possibly dangerous,
if i were to fall off!

by Jemia