more competitive than michael jordan

we throw rocks
from the cliff-top
into the metal trash can  
on the beach below

first to 10  wins ,
Loser has to buy mcdonalds later

I keep missing,
what  the  fuck!
I played high school basketball
I was a star

and she keeps scoring
*ding*
*ding*
*ding*

her fat ass hasn’t played a sport in her life

she starts humming a stupid t-swizzle song

“would you shut up?
I’m trying to focus here”

she says
“sheesh babe,
calm down”

I line up another shot
miss

miss
miss
miss
she hits, hits, hits

“FUUCK”

she says
“relax babe, it’s just a game”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

“wow, ur a sore loser” she scoffs

*ding* she jumps up and down clapping
“that makes 9!”

i’m still at 0 . . .

she reaches back, about to throw the game winning rock—

I pick her up

she struggles,
“what are you—”
 screams
“nooo”

as I throw her off the cliff

I scream
“STUPID BITCH!”

*DINGGG*

she’s dead SO SHE’S DISQUALIFIED
 

so i win