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"If" - A Haiku on Relationships
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"If" - A Haiku on Relationships
If she laughs near you
It is a sign she likes you
But if she farts loud...
Written by
wallyroo92
Published
4th Jul 2023
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#funny
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Re. "If" - A Haiku on Relationships
Pinkdreams
4th Jul 2023 7:54pm
That means she's comfortable with herself and you? Really comfortable with herself...
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Re: Re. "If" - A Haiku on Relationships
wallyroo92
14th Jul 2023 6:46pm
It's also a sign of trust (I think), now there's no going back. And it's a two way street.
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Re. "If" - A Haiku on Relationships
brokentitanium
(k.)
5th Jul 2023 3:19am
People who don't find farts funny are NOT my kind of people. 😁
"if she laughs near you" made me chuckle. Great fun write!
❤️k
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Re: Re. "If" - A Haiku on Relationships
wallyroo92
14th Jul 2023 6:47pm
I wanted to word it differently but the 5-7-5 rule is pretty strict.
I find it funniest when babies fart. The look on their faces.
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