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If pigs could fly
If pigs could fly,
Imagine the mess at airporcs
Imagine if one had to come
For an emergency landing
But first had to unload excess manure
All over the place
Imagine neighbors blocking roads
Honking in protests against the smell
And the noise at all hours
Imagine a collision on the ground
A huge fire....all this bacon ready to eat
Or much toooooooo grilled to consume
Yes, if only pigs could fly
Yes, all these silly thoughts swirling around my head
As I was mentally trying to prepare for my
Upcoming Triathlon training
Swimming.......biking......running......
Trying to figure this out while comfortably
Sitting on the couch, cold drinks and chips in reach
Yes, a triathlon.
If pigs could only fly.......
Imagine the mess at airporcs
Imagine if one had to come
For an emergency landing
But first had to unload excess manure
All over the place
Imagine neighbors blocking roads
Honking in protests against the smell
And the noise at all hours
Imagine a collision on the ground
A huge fire....all this bacon ready to eat
Or much toooooooo grilled to consume
Yes, if only pigs could fly
Yes, all these silly thoughts swirling around my head
As I was mentally trying to prepare for my
Upcoming Triathlon training
Swimming.......biking......running......
Trying to figure this out while comfortably
Sitting on the couch, cold drinks and chips in reach
Yes, a triathlon.
If pigs could only fly.......
Published 3rd Jul 2023
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3rd Jul 2023 11:06pm
14th Jul 2023 6:32pm
"Airporcs" funny one.
On certain weeks I go on five mile runs (or 8 km to everyone else) every morning. When I told my son (who doesn't live with me) I ran five miles earlier that day he said "yeah right, and pigs fly". I could have argued it with him but I chose not to (he's a doubting Thomas). Some years ago on TV, I saw an 88 year old nun complete the Iron Man triathlon in Hawaii.
On certain weeks I go on five mile runs (or 8 km to everyone else) every morning. When I told my son (who doesn't live with me) I ran five miles earlier that day he said "yeah right, and pigs fly". I could have argued it with him but I chose not to (he's a doubting Thomas). Some years ago on TV, I saw an 88 year old nun complete the Iron Man triathlon in Hawaii.
14th Jul 2023 7:03pm
