... while under the influence

You gotta play by the rules but sometimes you gotta take things into your own hands to get out of trouble

Wow, self portrait Kx ? You could rob a bank and go free

BIG LIKE

I would never ever drink and drive but I do have a lead foot so I have gotten out of some speeding tickets. No, I didn't say by blowing damnit. lol Get your mind out of the gutter; yeah right you are just right down there with me.

Awww, that's a sweet thing to say. Batting eyelashes and perhaps a tear or two, or a smile... does the trick every time. :p

YES! A BIG LIKE... you know the BIG thing was okay but I really like the BIG LIKE better. Perhaps I am a creature of habit. XO

Oh the fun of it all
No driving but the fun stuff go for it
Is that you in the pic ?
Love and light
Ron x

What would life be like without some fun. Sometimes you just have to go for it (not driving but you know what I mean)... even if I end up in trouble. lol No, that's not me but there is a resemblance. :p I just thought it was a really good match. You know, that look definitely says trouble. haha. So much love and light back at ya Ron. XO

No drink and driving.  Please no weed.  If want to fuck pull over somewhere private and get your brains fucked out.  Keep on writing my sexy lady.

Yes, definitely no driving while intoxicated or distracted. It's never worth putting others and yourself at risk even if you think you are okay to drive. There are so many other options.  

We have all had sex in a car at least once while parked I am sure. I just wanted to put a fun spin on being 'detained'. Break out the handcuffs and all. ;) As always, I really appreciate the encouragement so much Francisco. XO

You truly welcome my sexy lady.  It might to do something crazy with you.

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 absolutely amazing 👏 ink spill kris!! My favorite lines!!

After all of your tests…
You told me to blow hard
Not to stop until you said…
But you never said stop!
Excellent 👌 piece of work please 🙏 keep 👏 on writing ✍ ok 👌 peace ✌ and blessings 🙏 always 💖

Hey REMARKABLE, so glad you think it's amazing. ;) I wasn't sure who would get my sense of humour. :p Oh yeah! guys do like to say blow, don't ya? And some girls love to drive a guy crazy by obliging... ;) Really do love that you liked it and thanks so much for the encouragement to keep writing. Peace and blessings back at ya always. XO

Your very welcome 🙏 Kris!!

Just gorgeous, love it.
Poem and pic.

You are just gorgeous Mary! I always love hearing from you and I am so glad you love the poem and pic. Wishing you all the best things in life, I know you deserve it. :) XO

Dear, Kristina❣
This is a fun double entendre piece😍 And it comes with a public service message...protecting and serving bother prurient and civic minded reader🥰 Brava!

We all need to have some fun don't we? Definitely a double entendre. ;) So cool you got that regarding protecting and serving as well because that's what I had hoped. Absolutely a public service announcement... This is just how it came to me so I went with it. :) XO

Dear K,

Bubbles. You’re talking about blowing bubbles in this write, yes?  🫧🫧🫧
I really enjoyed the fun, and flirty feel of this poem. A great way to end the day with a smile. H🌷

Haha, something like that. There might be some bubbles when blowing. * innocent look * lol Fun and flirty is the best, right? ;) Always leads to other things.... I absolutely adore putting a smile on your face Honoria. That's a great feeling. XO

I love the way you keep it so open ended the interpretation can go anywhere!

And I bet you have some interpretations for it Jazz. ;) I do love engaging the mind and letting it take you where ever you end up. I imagine you would have me detained. :p Thanks for stopping by. XO

Yeah but not sure a comment here on your super work is the appropriate forum for all of those interpretations. Your fellow readers are doing a good job as well!

Well as a road guy you know I'm all for safety while driving.  But you also probably know that I'm all for lewd and lascivious sex with anyone in uniform that promotes law and order and kink.

This is a cosmic Kx write and a fun read.  
She does look like you, hmmm.
Explain again about getting out of tickets, you should have 20 by now .....

Dig

Ha, yes I guess you are a road guy... Of course I know you are all for lewd and lascivious sex, you know I am too. Uniforms can be hot and always up for some handcuffs. Not so sure about the law and order, but all kinds of kink.

Cosmic write, I love it. And all kinds of fun.
Haha... and that look... busted...
I am so good at getting out of tickets but I am not sure I should explain about that. lol Use your imagination.
You just wanted to give me 20 to see how I would get out of it. ;) I love that!

Slick allegory and metaphors! I liked the Johnny Cash reference! Nice poetry, homie!

Well hey aroritz! So glad you could follow along the allegory and metaphors. I wasn't really thinking about it as a Johnny Cash reference but hey I like that after the fact. Gave me something to think about. ;) I love that you found it to be nice poetry and thanks so much for detaining me with your words. :p XO

The picture certainly distracts the viewer from the infraction. Another well penned poem where an underlying theme is interwoven into the apparent topic.  Made me think of a relationship where one is controlling and has certain rules you are expected to follow.  Even though you tried to comply, you still fell short in their eyes. Not being told to stop, is their way of stringing you along.  
 
Then again, the poem could just be about a naughty way of getting out of a ticket by passing a "non-sanctioned breathalyzer test".

In addition, of course your wares have gotten you off scot-free in the past! That is a given. “I’m gonna just give you a warning. Run along Ms., and be more alert while driving. May I give you a call?”  🤣🚙

Haha, yes distracting from the infraction is a good way to get out of a ticket. lol There are so many ways to distract. Very much interwoven throughout so I am glad you could follow along. I love your interpretation, it makes so much sense and you always see deeper meanings that are contained within. I love that.

But yes, it is also all about being naughty perhaps getting out of a ticket or something else, or just in regards to meeting someone and those expectations. Still I know my oral skills can get me out of just about anything. lol

Yes, I don't deny it. I have gotten out of things before with a 'warning'. I am always alert, I just have a lead foot sometimes... :p XO

I like the compliment paid to you by the police officer or oshifer (depending how drunk you are) but people have to be careful around authority because they can abuse it. In the UK, there are seemingly endless stories of rape, murder, even both, by so called 'bad apples'. I prefer their correct title however... psychopaths!

I wouldn't drive drunk but I do have a tendency to drive fast... I am good at getting out of trouble though. lol I don't remember seeing many traffic officers in the UK. I know GPS always let my father know where the speed cameras were...

It's especially heinous when someone in a position of authority abuses it in those ways. On the contrary they are meant to protect people from such things. Hopefully that is a very small percentage though. Psychopaths (and sociopaths) are definitely some of the worst people ever.

That's one good way to avoid a ticket. 😉🐺🎩xxx

Oh yes! must avoid getting a ticket since I have a lead foot. lol ;) Batting the eyes, and a flick of the hair... perhaps a tear or two... What can I say, so many warnings... XO

With that look you could probably get out of almost anything .. your clothes would be a good start.
Just saying, I double as a state trooper in my spare time. The pay is good and the view looking down at pouting fems is miraculous.  Hey, ain’t too proud to beg as the song goes …

It's all in the look babe. ;) I get into so much trouble I have to be able to get out of it somehow. lol Ah, troopers are the hardest to get out of - it takes extra effort... Those guys are hard. :p The pouty look is a classic, it always works... ;) You seem more like the demanding type than the begging type. XO

Actually I meant that as you not being to proud to beg to get out of a speeding ticket.
You're right about me.  I'm bossy and demanding but with flair.  It kinda works, ya know ?? Of course you do.. 💯

Haha, you just want to think about me begging... I know you... (and all guys lol) But yes, I know how to get out of a ticket... it's all in the way you say Yes sir! ;)
Of course I am right about you... bossy and demanding... haha, yeah absolutely. Always wanting me to do something... the more naughty and depraved the better right?

Naughty and depraved is what makes my world turn, yours too.  Why ruin a good thing ?
Right?

What can I say... you know I am naughty and depraved... I have needs damnit...

Crossfire
Cross hairs
Crossroads
Moonshine

Wild times if you dare...

I do
Join me on the banks of the Tappahannock
Slick
Shiny
Summer cascade
Don't be late ....x

I have had so many wild times... but we aren't going to talk about that.. ;) Wow, the Tappahannock... that's surprising. slick and shiny always. you know what I mean... that and wet. lol

Bet you're surprised to hear me mention the Tappahannock.  I know about the Rappahannock too.   I have a past.  
Little bit of Southern life I've had.
Love the shine.
You know what I mean ...
Let's keep it rocking till we drop

love this poem and hello >)

Hey there Mant! Well I am glad you loved it. That makes me happy! And hello back at cha. Welcome to DUP. I hope you enjoy your time here and have fun. :) XO

Getting stopped never sounded so erotic!
Nice one Kristina. Hope you passed the test ;-)

Yes Sir... I definitely know how to blow and I always pass the test in the absolutely most explosive way. ;) That's not to say I don't love the idea of being put in cuffs, caged, handled, and given the stick. Damn you got me all worked up Wally! lol