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I was born biped,
I became bilingual
I found myself bisexual.
I am bipolar,
I'm big-eyed,
I played bingo.

They called me bitch
They called me queer
but bigamist I've never been!

I hate narrow minded biotypes
and I already wore a mustache...
I'm stubborn as a bison.

I studied biology and
I suffer from bibliophilia.
I lost faith after reading the Bible
and I don't know how to ride a bike.

I've loved some billy goats,
I ate beef, I don't anymore.
I had the pleasure of living
with a babushka.

Certain bizarre turns attract me
and I love Byzantine Art.
I hate bishops.
I love biscuits.
I always had the craze
to turn the binoculars
to the opposite side

a long time ago
I underwent surgery
for extirpation
of the gallbladder,
in memory a lot of pain
and the cold beam of the scalpel.

I dated bicorns and
bifid tongues.

I want to solve
bisquare equations
of the binary code
of my genetic heritage
so biodegradable.


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