Why Should I Care About Evans? - NaPoWriMo2023 #10

I never particularly    
cared    
for the supposed    
English obsession    
with death and murder,    
featuring stuck up    
posh pricks    
and    
working class scoundrels.    
All orgasming about death    
and defiance of their    
boring ordered lives.    
And other class struggles,    
I neither cared for    
or was catered for.    
   
I always preferred    
the slow introduction    
of the Outsider,    
the overlooked investigator    
with quirks and foibles,    
fumbling their way    
at least in appearance,    
but as sharp as a bacon slicer.    
   
Suffice to say    
I never cared for the dead    
or daring dastardly    
murderer;    
I only watched the    
enigmatic detective.    
   
Pity someone had to die,    
but they could only    
solve the case    
once the dead was deceased.