The Lodger

Whilst experimenting
With a variety of delete buttons
On my weary laptop
I discovered a new one
Called "flat delete"
My curiosity
Got the better of me
So i pressed it
BANG!!!!!!
My flat
Disappeared
And i found myself
Sat in a very comfortable armchair
In the flat
Directly beneath
Where my flat had once been
I walked upstairs
Hoping that i had imagined it all
So somewhat follhardy of me
I walked straight through my door
This time landing
On the downstairs somewhat springy bed
I went to a friends house
Logged into my account
And without hesitation
Pressed the RESTORE button
Ran back to my place
And sure enough
My flat had been restored
But i could hear
The downstairs neighbours shouting
"Have we got a lodger?"

by Jemia