Earth(en) War(e)

On the radio today
They had a theoretical play
Talk of alien visitors
From far, far, away
I tried to imagine
(Being an alien myself)
That coming from an alien place
Visiting various planets
And then the human race
The first thing i'd check
Are they likely to grab me by the neck
And was it safe to be there
Or were their tempers
As stony as earthen ware
It would be like
Going on holiday
Through a war zone
On a bike

by Jemia