A Day Out, Or Was It In?

the day went well,
although at first,
went to the wrong hotel!
so after that erring
and red herring
found the right place
stuffed salmon sandwiches
into my face!
should of tried eating them instead
but all the excitement
went to my head
something fishy was going on
ate a sausage roll
at least two feet long
then realised it wasn't a sausage roll
at all
but a small Dachshund
walking down the hall
found a room that said
(at first glance)
poets friendly area
but realised that it read 'pets'
so i left
to somewhere less scarier
not really sure where ive been
lost in a hotel California dream?

by Jemia