Dusty Hallway

In a dusty hallway of my dark mind. Where the shadows speak and my lobotomy meets. My wife left me for a Roi-Tan and mustache. The garden gnome gave me two-week notice and it doesn't rain in Beirut. My catheter gave up the bedpan and crickets ate my Viagra. My Ford Focus needed a jump start from a tow truck and it looked as if it were two dogs copulating. My bubble gum went flat and lost its flavor on the broad's tit overnight. In a dusty hallway of my dark mind.