Must of been dreaming

Example for my Writers Block competition.                                
                                      
                                   
I woke up in a convalescence unit somewhere in Yorkshire England mumbling to myself, “you expect too much from me.”   I quickly realized I must be trippin’ or dreaming. The latter seems more likely but played along with my own mind anyway. I called the airlines using my cell phone and booked a flight out of there ASAP back to America!  —Damnit! I couldn’t remember if I had my papers in order and start frantically looking for my visa and passport! Luckily they are both inside my purse. I then call for a taxicab to take me to the airport. I arrive on time, but just barley. A horde of Smurfs were blocking my way to my entrance gate. “ Hey-hey now!” I yelled as I advanced forward, “out of my way you damn losers!”   I hurry down the hallway and onto the plane finding my seat quickly and sat down next to a ghoulish looking creep. He smiled with a set of  jack-o’-lantern teeth and said hello with a flurry of words all attached to tiny spit-bomb droplets, each assaulting and drowning my face as he spoke! I looked terrified as I waved hello back. I remained silent while wishing to vanquish this person to a different seat. I fell asleep and was soon on a dream walk. I now find myself on a deserted island with a fifth of Rum and a locked treasure chest just sitting in the sand in front of me. All of a sudden an amazon looking giant Woman??  just appears out of nowhere and tried to take the treasure chest and Rum and run for it! I quickly bent back my right leg and cunt-punt her as hard as I can with my foot! Noticing fallen coconuts everywhere in the sand, I, with a long deep reach, grabbed a coconut to smack her with it!  😂