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A ridiculous micro story
I will cunt-punt you to the fucken moon the next time you disrespect me about my smile; said the woman sitting in the waiting area, to the woman sitting behind a desk at *SMILES R US* Dental office in the magical district of Broom, located in the 11th Kingdom of None. I dare say, I will charge onto you with the force of a raging horde of Smurfs you ghoulish looking loser. And you can forget about dream walking to a deserted island where tales of a secret treasure chest lay in wait. Legend has it it’s been locked for thousands of years just begging to be opened. I will vanquish you with my deep reach of magic; with a flurry of words that will bind, blind and disfigure you, more so than you already are, leaving you completely helpless to mine cheese on the moon for the rest of your life😂You will need top notch convalescence by the time I’m finish with you. I will then drink and be merry with a fifth of rum to be finally rid of you! The woman behind the desk slyly replies; You expect too much from me dear lady to think that I can restrain myself from you and your Jack-o’-lantern teeth!😂
Published 11th Jul 2022
| Edited 7th Feb 2023
Author's Note
Another example in the writers block competition :)
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11th Jul 2022 9:09am
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11th Jul 2022 3:40pm
Rianne, yup Lol it’s fun to write silly stories plus it’s just another example for the comp i am hosting. Writers Block 😘
Loves you sis mucho😘
Always your sister
Jackie xoxoxo♥️🌹
Loves you sis mucho😘
Always your sister
Jackie xoxoxo♥️🌹
11th Jul 2022 6:43pm
Marvelous usage of cunt-punt...
:p
You do have a gift for story telling Ms. Zazzles... :)
:p
You do have a gift for story telling Ms. Zazzles... :)
12th Jul 2022 1:46am
Anonymous
13th Jul 2022 11:39pm
Excellent poeting and storytelling, J!
You've got that knack!
So nicely done.
Bravo 👏🏻
🌹 - 💙
xo
You've got that knack!
So nicely done.
Bravo 👏🏻
🌹 - 💙
xo
16th Jul 2022 5:58pm
14th Jul 2022 1:51am
interesting story, well done, although for me contests are a no go. I do prompts only over on Medium. Brooms away! :)
16th Jul 2022 5:58pm
14th Jul 2022 4:40am
Dear J,
The single best bedtime story ever! (I just read this while in bed😊) You have used such great references throughout the entire piece to keep your reader engaged and having fun! Loved every word of this! Jack-O-Lantern teeth! Pure awesomeness. H🌷
The single best bedtime story ever! (I just read this while in bed😊) You have used such great references throughout the entire piece to keep your reader engaged and having fun! Loved every word of this! Jack-O-Lantern teeth! Pure awesomeness. H🌷
Hello H 🌷
Yeah just making another example for a comp I’m hosting. Seems my comps have come to an end. Not many entries. Back in the day around here people would enjoy a hard writing challenge, meh what can you do.
Good to see you love ❤️
Jackie xo 😘
Ps glad u had a few laughs from this lol
Yeah just making another example for a comp I’m hosting. Seems my comps have come to an end. Not many entries. Back in the day around here people would enjoy a hard writing challenge, meh what can you do.
Good to see you love ❤️
Jackie xo 😘
Ps glad u had a few laughs from this lol
