Guybrush Threepwood

The little shit
always the dim wit
monkey island
headphones for the silence
Lucas arts
bunch of farts
playin till four in the morning
listen to the birds calling
Fucked up by ghost pirate
Le chuck and his crew
grog was my special brew
always went too far
in the scum bar
talkin to spiffy the dog
over another jug of grog
married Elaine
lol kept changing his name
melee island
my asylum
hanging on its anchor chain
played about 4 games
when I should have been revising
not strategizing
the three trials of piratehood
fuckin Guybush Threapwood
I remember your name
and every fuckin level in the game.