Eye roll

Betty… love.

Sat here absolutely pissing myself on the dry as fuck tag of “minimalist” on this piece.

Most of them aren’t worth shaving your legs for. 👀

#SorryNotSorry 🤣

-M

My god, and they’re so proud of them.

#AlsoNotSorry

Dear B,

Just got it! Now I can’t stop laughing. And yet…somehow we’re all worshipers of it. Go figure. Awesome write. H🌷

Shiiit. Girl, I can buy one of those on Amazon.  
But yeah, we do some stupid shit for mediocre dick, don’t we?

I have the smallest cock in America but I can jam it into super tight places.  I get laid a lot too.

I'm also one of those scum bag artists

https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/433406-astral-redux-deepspace-contemporary/

My favorite of Betty is Open Mic Night. Find that!

Here's my favorite dirty poem

https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/419596-animal-tendencies/

Gross.

Listen, getting laid a lot doesn’t mean sticking it in the shampoo bottle while you’re showering.

I just wanted to clear that up.

You seem confused and I’m here to help.

I don't shower anymore.
Onyx licks me top to bottom  daily.
I do miss fucking the shampoo bottle

Well, someone has to and I have a delicate tongue so your rough ass would chafe it.

Try anyway

Here, have a shampoo bottle

Not putting my pole in your dandruff bottle

Omg, you snob, what you want some body wash instead? It’s from Bath and Body, it’s good shit. Lubricant factor of OMG aaannnd your want will smell like Japanese Cherry Blossoms!

Didn't think it possible but you're crazier than me.  You're time will come, you'll see ...

I’m the sheriff
I’m the mayor
I’m the baddest bitch here or there

https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/431341-dusk-and-my-broken-heart/

https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/386383-barb-wire-bitch/