Yard Work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qd1FmIkP8A

Thinking of the girl who got away...

Outside
With my steel stakes,
Wire cutters,
Insecticide,
Lawnmower,
Edger,
Rope,
Staple gun,
High pressure hose,
Chainsaw

Shirtless
Drenched in sweat
Body all scratched up
And covered in Mother Nature
I lift a glass of ice water to my lips and take a big swig

Then I get back to the task
I think about what I'm going to do when I get her back

I start up the chainsaw


Vroo-vroooooom!


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