Avoiding the Worm & the Rules of Submission

 
Off to the pub
bareheaded
carefully avoiding
all CAPS
but I forgot
to check my spelling
and drank a rather strange
pant of bier
while munching merrily
on ready salted
the lazy poet's crisps
After hours
spent grappling with grammar
it was time to stagger home
but without a hat to tip
at optional notes
commenting preferences
the naughty-naughty button
and a multitude of mysterious themes
I was in no fit state
to submit
Lucky for me
it was all my own work
and I didn't forget
to save