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Up Sell - Part1

�Good evening,
Welcome to Artificios, New York!
My name is diphthong.
I am sensing you need assistance
and I�m rarely wrong
Yes, please!
I�m told that you stock
the most sought after knees
�Yes, sir! Here they are
made of strongest material on earth,
carry a lifetime guarantee.�
Pray tell, whose lifetime will that be?
I speak in jest I know they�re the best
That my knees should work
as they did at birth.
�That they will, that they will sir�
All settled, I�ll take the pair.
�Before I process the transaction,
As a preferred customer,
I�ll let you in on the action.
If you you want your purchase
Installed for free
You need only buy
Three more precision parts
From our ErgoPerfection Collection�

�Babe! Let�s go, we've got reservations!
Just pay for the knees
and we�ll be leaving.�