Farts and Cheese

 

I asked my girl for a poetry cue;
she told me, “farts and cheese.”
I guess I’m lucky she didn’t say “poo,”
but seriously, kid?? Geez!

It’s not that hard to write about farts
in a house full of Crohn’s Disease,
but I’m not quite sure I have the smarts
to relate flatulence to cheese.

Shall I write about cheese that smells like a fart?
I’ve encountered some of these…
But it takes a different sort of art
to depict farts that smell like cheese.

I googled the words, just for fun
to assist with this uphill climb.
Found an idiot vlogger with a man-bun;
a colossal waste of time.

In any case, now I’ve done the task.
I’m sorry if it doesn’t please.
I’m a poetry maven; beware what you ask,
I’ll even write about farts and cheese!