The Mangina Dialogues

(A Quick Short Guide of Do’s and Don’t for Dudes)

I.    Don’t Act a Fool
Don’t tuck your junk in front of your girl
Even if it’s just for a good laugh
She may not find it funny or sexy
For it will kill the mood very fast

If you got moves then dance for her
Try to impress her with a new trick
But please don’t try anything stupid
Like showing her the helicopter dick

She desires you as a man, know your role
She wants you to get into her panties
And unless she’s freaky and into it
Don’t ever call your underwear manties

II.      Do Manscape
Trim the bushes to make the deck look bigger
She’ll appreciate and see that you work hard
Subconsciously it will show you have vigor
And she may just invite you to do the backyard

Highlight those features around nether regions
Show that you care when you bare it for her
Your phallus will enter her palace of pleasure
So be an eloquent and reverent adventurer

And it when it hardens say “beg my pardon…
Your beauty and allure sets the soul on fire”
The contract may extend to tend her garden
And the next thing you know, you’ll be hired

III.      If She a Freak…
Forget the former sections and good luck