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Golden grain nuggets,
really ground up rocks,
made,somehow, edible.
Containing more fiber
then a cardboard box.
Purpose? Debatable.
Breakfast cereal? Maybe.
But shouldn’t be fed to baby
Perchance, as popcorn ceiling mix
Or non-skid paving material
But if you find
yourself in a bind,
plumbing problems
It will, most certainly, fix
And if it’s grapes or nuts you wanted,
you surely will be disappointed
really ground up rocks,
made,somehow, edible.
Containing more fiber
then a cardboard box.
Purpose? Debatable.
Breakfast cereal? Maybe.
But shouldn’t be fed to baby
Perchance, as popcorn ceiling mix
Or non-skid paving material
But if you find
yourself in a bind,
plumbing problems
It will, most certainly, fix
And if it’s grapes or nuts you wanted,
you surely will be disappointed
Published 22nd Dec 2021
Author's Note
I attended a Christmas party that featured a white elephant, breakfast cereal gift exchange. I scored one of my favorite candy cereals, Captain Crunch. I gave Grape Nuts with this poem pasted on the back of the box. Luckily the man that received it read the poem perfectly...Enjoy!
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23rd Dec 2021 00:36am
Dear GW,
Omg! There was nothing better than Cap’n Crunch with crunch berries! I love the clever nostalgia behind this poem. Merry Christmas! X H🌷
Omg! There was nothing better than Cap’n Crunch with crunch berries! I love the clever nostalgia behind this poem. Merry Christmas! X H🌷
27th Dec 2021 10:27pm
Merry Christmas to you, dear Honoria💖
I am so glad that you enjoy this piece and that it is pleasently nostalgic to you. I am more of a purest when it comes to the Cap'n. I love it unadultereated by peanutbutter or crunch berries. That said I don't go so far as to pick out the berries and give them to one of the kids 😃
I am so glad that you enjoy this piece and that it is pleasently nostalgic to you. I am more of a purest when it comes to the Cap'n. I love it unadultereated by peanutbutter or crunch berries. That said I don't go so far as to pick out the berries and give them to one of the kids 😃
23rd Dec 2021 7:09am
Oooooo, I love peanut butter Cap'n crunch too. Regular captain crunch was my favorite cereal box to go through for toys when I was little... lol.. Yum! Grape-Nuts, you need like an Iron Jaw to eat them in cold milk... grrrrrrrr... hahaha 😂 ...
If I am forced to eat them I warm them up in the microwave with waaaaay too much sugar, totally obliterating the healthy aspects!! ... Then it's kind of like a weirdo oatmeal but dammit, it's filling!! hahaha....
I think it's hysterical that you brought Grape-Nuts as your white elephant Christmas cereal exchange ... but to add the poem?!?!... We're talking genius level hijinx.. heh heh heh... Loved the poem but the story of the Author's note... Is totally epic!
Thanks for the Christmas giggle 🤭 BB!!
Terrifically cute and funny.
🌹 -B
🐰-🐻 💞
Merry Christmas and Happy new year!
If I am forced to eat them I warm them up in the microwave with waaaaay too much sugar, totally obliterating the healthy aspects!! ... Then it's kind of like a weirdo oatmeal but dammit, it's filling!! hahaha....
I think it's hysterical that you brought Grape-Nuts as your white elephant Christmas cereal exchange ... but to add the poem?!?!... We're talking genius level hijinx.. heh heh heh... Loved the poem but the story of the Author's note... Is totally epic!
Thanks for the Christmas giggle 🤭 BB!!
Terrifically cute and funny.
🌹 -B
🐰-🐻 💞
Merry Christmas and Happy new year!
23rd Dec 2021 12:35pm
Grape-nuts make the best granola for Greek yogurt; combine and let sit for 15 minutes minimum to soften - I eat it every day! The fiber is strong with this one 💪💩😆
