Womens Fashion

     I like ladies who dress like skanks
    In micro minis and halter tanks
    Shod in four inch heels and wearing fishnet hose
    With long red nails and bright red toes

   Glamour gals are OK too
   Although they make balls go blue
   With all of their terrible taunt and tease
   they're like fine wine and aged cheese
 
  Now oh wow some soccer moms
  In Wal-mart wear with beauty bums
  Behind in line at grocery stores
  I imagine dirty deeds behind closed doors

 Can't ignore the college chicks
 From Boonyville deep in the sticks
 In sneakers and jeans and sweaters geez
 Garbed to change marks to As from Bs

Notice now nice normal broads
The greatest gift of generous gods
In business or in birthday suits
Or better yet just high heeled boots