Killer Candy Corn

 
His momma was a candy  
And his daddy was a corn
Though their love was forbidden
Sometime later, he was born

At first they called him a monster
Looking abnormal and vicious
Unbeknownst to him later on
People would find his kind delicious

"He’s a freak, he’s bizarre, he’s a weirdo!"
They called him an odd shaped beast  
With sworn scorn they hated his form
Not knowing he’d be part of their feast

Then he found out his mommy and daddy
Had popped more corns than kettle porn
Now his breed are all over the stores
Used a treat, to devour or to adorn

More than a hundred years have passed
Now he sits in a throne in his secret layer
Planning revenge for how he was treated
With stacks of wax, he will be a slayer

Coming this Halloween to a theater near you
Payback will be sweet in pyramid form
Watch your sugar level with this little devil
You can’t enough of this killer candy corn