Snip, Snip

 
"Snip, snip mother fucka"
My love tells me if I ever cheat on her
"I’ll cut yo’ dick off" (like a sucka)
And I know she serious so I keep my honor

She crazy, I tell you, she’s fucking cray…
See but I love her that way, maybe I’m masochistic
So if a random chick throws a smile my way
I’ll sprint a mile away because my girl is sadistic

"I’ll cut a bitch", she says firmly, "I’ll cut that slut!"
I know she’ll shank a skank, she’ll gore a whore,
She’ll stamp a tramp and wallop a trollop,
She’ll...give me second to think of some more

Wrench a wench
Mow a ho
Punt a cunt
Swat a twat
Uzi a floozy
Put a bimbo in limbo
Shoot a puta...

She crazy, I tell you, she’s fucking cray..
See that’s the way love sounds when it calls
"Baby that’s not going to happen", I tell her
"..And if I ever catch you, Imma cut your balls"

But there’s something about the way she talks
The way a woman gets when she mad and burns on
And yet in between the kidding and instigating
I’m like scared and at the same time turned on?

"Babe, we’re going to grow old together" I say
"But if you go first..." (the burning question) I had to ask it
"After I mourn you, who knows I’ll probably get re…"
"Fuck that" she said, "you better get in the casket!"