Oh. Fuck you, and your lockdown Victoria…

Working from home has its perks but this little guy won’t let me go anywhere. He oft flakes on my legs, and I forget he’s now a 30kg beast, and not a puppy.            
              
I don’t think either of them realise they’re not puppies anymore as they still expect to snooze on my lap. LOL. To be fair, when we rescued the both of them from the shelter, brothers from the same litter, it didn’t occur to me how loyal they’d become.    
   
Definitely, my best mates, during the lockdown ! Aside, from both my children.             
               
Another long story short, after making a mad dash to the police station at 3am this morning and struggling to get to sleep upon returning an hour or so later, who knew the perks of working remotely during a 12 week and counting lockdown, would be all this & that.                
               
At the moment, I’m waiting for the convenor of a zoom meeting to start a 9:30am meeting so I can flex my intellect with other adults in their field of expertise. Gotta love adulting !               
               
Hopefully, I make it out of bed today as it’s way too depressing to be lazing in bed all day, alone. LOL. Hmm. I’m sure the puppies would love a stroll along the beach, on my lunch break.

Holy fuck, I think I need a vodka, and it’s only 9:30am or thereabouts. Blah. The audacity of some misinformed cunts who think they’re better than the next !  
 
Hope they choke on their next meal, or cigarette, or whatever the fuck they’re consuming. Hmm. Perhaps, all that childish pathetic bullshit they dribble from their mouth, noting its speaks directly to who they are deep down than anyone else, low life scummy cunts.
         
Oh. Poor. You. Well. Fuck you too, you’re just a self absorbed whiney little insecure cunt who can’t mind their own business ! Talking shit about someone you don’t even know, who fucking does that ?!
 
No wonder why you’re a miserable insecure cunt; how about you get a life, and stop snooping in mine.  
 
Perhaps, you won’t be feeling so threatened by someone who doesn’t even give a fuck about you, the shitty life you live, or whatever the fuck you’re about; the self induced headfuck brought upon from your own childish insecurities !    
   
Seriously, is your life that miserable & fucked up that you gotta stalk, harass & intimidate people you don’t even know ?! Pathetic, is an understatement !  
   
Bravo. Standing ovation, you stupid little insecure, attention seeking cunt. If you were standing in front of me, I’d ram a glock straight down your throat, and pull the trigger just to see your brains splatter all over the concrete.    
       
Lucky, I’m not suicidal as I’d splatter my brains all over the screen in a livestream, in real time whilst casting judgement on people I don’t even know. LOL. Whatever. However, that’ll never happen ! Hmm. Well. Not today, not by me but someone else will, eventually.    
   
All self inflicted, of course !  
   
Oh. Fuck you, Dan Andrews, and your little entourage of misinformed & miserable insecure shitcunts ! I can’t wait to leave this state, and country ! Italy, looks pretty good…