Help wanted

Job opportunity:    
Muse
Requirements:  
Shy smile  
Mischievous sense of humor  
Razor sharp wit  
Large cold feet  
Unapologetic and happy in your skin  
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons  
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul  
Arsonist  
Likes marshmallows  
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat  
Challenging and mocking demeanor  
Enjoys castrating males with logic  
Withering gaze  
Druidess  
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful  
Spirit animal must be house broken  
No succubae