Fore!

Watching my cock penetrate
The sweet lips of your cunt
Your painted fingers spread them
For the access that I want

Standing at the bedside
With your feet against my chest
My club head's disappearing
As I tee off in your nest

Your hips are undulating
As I drive into your slot
Yell fore!, as I continue,
With the second fucking shot

Now my balls are flying
And they're bouncing off your butt
Haven't counted all the strokes I've made
I'm on the fringe, it's time to putt

Worked past all the waiting traps
Through the rough and to the green
There, waiting in the middle,
The best hole I'd ever seen

Grabbed my putter by handle
Curled my fingers in the grip
I was not premature
When I let that sucker rip

The dew was dripping on the grass
As I putted in the hole
You came there just before me
Which was my one and only goal

I never made a birdie
Though the course was very tight
My strokes were forty over par
We were both winners in their flight