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Flash & the squeaky toy
Squeaky-squeaky
squeak-dee-dee-doo!
running like a bull
in a China shop__!
Flash wastes no time
teeth snarling
he takes his shot
slaps that toy
out of my hand
with his hand
then bites it
& drags it to
FlashLand
Under the bureau
where all his treasured
possessions end up
Oh man, he hates the sound
of that squeaky toy
Oh boy !
It drives him mad
damn that
handy dandy
ferret finder !
LOL 🥰
squeak-dee-dee-doo!
running like a bull
in a China shop__!
Flash wastes no time
teeth snarling
he takes his shot
slaps that toy
out of my hand
with his hand
then bites it
& drags it to
FlashLand
Under the bureau
where all his treasured
possessions end up
Oh man, he hates the sound
of that squeaky toy
Oh boy !
It drives him mad
damn that
handy dandy
ferret finder !
LOL 🥰
Published 1st Feb 2021
| Edited 2nd Feb 2021
Author's Note
Ferrets have five fingers and their dexterity is pretty spot on 🤣 Also they HATE squeaky toys ! and that’s because to them it sounds like baby animals in distress! I don’t know tho??
Flash acts weird, Rocket his roommate just comes when I squeak it like a concerned parent,
but flash he takes off like a missile an charges and then slaps it out of my hand and bites it LOL 😂
Flash acts weird, Rocket his roommate just comes when I squeak it like a concerned parent,
but flash he takes off like a missile an charges and then slaps it out of my hand and bites it LOL 😂
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Anonymous
- Edited 26th Aug 2023 5:45pm
1st Feb 2021 8:48pm
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That particular squeaky toy is a Ferret Finder!! Eeek!
as you may be aware they are very stealthy and can hide anywhere ! So u need something they respond to no matter where they are and they all do!
Without a locator you’ll swear to a man named Jesus that they got out of the damn house!
Thanks for looking Reggie
Witchy ☺️
Ps flash is a badass! He’s come along way, he came to us sick with adrenal disease, we had to put a chip in him he started to get rat tail and losing his hair it was sad but now he’s doing much better plus he was wicked skinny now he’s a Chubby Bubby
as you may be aware they are very stealthy and can hide anywhere ! So u need something they respond to no matter where they are and they all do!
Without a locator you’ll swear to a man named Jesus that they got out of the damn house!
Thanks for looking Reggie
Witchy ☺️
Ps flash is a badass! He’s come along way, he came to us sick with adrenal disease, we had to put a chip in him he started to get rat tail and losing his hair it was sad but now he’s doing much better plus he was wicked skinny now he’s a Chubby Bubby
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Happy to be a positive light good man ☺️
((( Oralizer ))) 🤗
Thanks for looking
Zazzles ☺️
((( Oralizer ))) 🤗
Thanks for looking
Zazzles ☺️
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Anonymous
- Edited 9th Apr 2022 5:45am
1st Feb 2021 11:36pm
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Anonymous
2nd Feb 2021 2:17am
Ferrets are cool. my brother had one. Chased my cat, picked up shoes twice his weight. unique animals.. much love.
Dave
Dave
2nd Feb 2021 3:34am
Ferrets are like puppies forever, not for cages just when they sleep 🛌 they are curious lovable loyal playful inquisitive I and determined.
Nice to see you Dave
Hugs Dave
Jackie 🤗
Nice to see you Dave
Hugs Dave
Jackie 🤗
2nd Feb 2021 2:22am
This is fun to the max. Flash sounds incredibly playful. Playing games with furry friends can be the happiest times. You really captured that in this poem. I've never met a ferret but you bring the creature alive in all their joyful spirit. The energy here is exhilarating. Love what you do with words my friend.
Hugs,
Always,
Your brother in ink,
John
Hugs,
Always,
Your brother in ink,
John
2nd Feb 2021 3:30am
Hi John 🤗 I have to admit your thoughtful comments make me smile I look forward to em to be honest. Friendship is amazing !
Thank you for the list I am truly Honored
Always
Your sister in ink✍️
Jackie 🤗♥️
Thank you for the list I am truly Honored
Always
Your sister in ink✍️
Jackie 🤗♥️
2nd Feb 2021 4:13am
'Z'' there is nothing more refreshing than a fun write to brighten my night.
Your entertaining story about your furry friend is priceless.
Thank you for sharing this amusing write and bringing a smile to my face !
Your entertaining story about your furry friend is priceless.
Thank you for sharing this amusing write and bringing a smile to my face !
Hey where have you been? Hope your well staying safe Ron 🤗 yea my ferrets are my world they will steel your heart that’s for sure . People treat them
bad and leave the locked inside a small cage all day thinking that’s what they’re supposed to do. No way no way at all, these are mammals, like dogs and cats they’re more like dogs, the beauty is they are small and they’re like having a puppy forever you could train them to go in a litter pan the only time I lock them up is when it’s bedtime for their own protection
...
The love that you feel and receive from these little creatures, these little balls of fur is amazing! plus they have little hands they look like cubs sometimes
Miss you
Jackie 🤗♥️
bad and leave the locked inside a small cage all day thinking that’s what they’re supposed to do. No way no way at all, these are mammals, like dogs and cats they’re more like dogs, the beauty is they are small and they’re like having a puppy forever you could train them to go in a litter pan the only time I lock them up is when it’s bedtime for their own protection
...
The love that you feel and receive from these little creatures, these little balls of fur is amazing! plus they have little hands they look like cubs sometimes
Miss you
Jackie 🤗♥️
2nd Feb 2021 4:40am
...thank you for your kind response Jackie. You make me want to go out and get one of those lil fur balls. LOL. Your kindness is always greatly appreciated my dear friend. And now you brought a second smile to my face this evening amazing poetess!
Anonymous
21st Apr 2021 2:45am
Good Poem Great Write Would Love Too Read More Sometime :)
