Smart Girl

She seemed refined and proper
This girl from well to do
Well-read and quite intelligent
Smart girl through and through

Sometimes smart comes packaged nice
I learned this thing from her
When I saw her in the halls
It gave my heart a stir

I always wanted to be smart
But I wasn’t in her league
I later learned she liked bad boys
They made her feel intrigue

Nothing ventured noting gained
I asked the smart girl out
To my surprise smart girl said yes
I now was filled with doubt

I picked her up that Friday night
In my shiny pickup truck
She smiled and said, “I like your ride.”
“How’d you like to fuck?”

I nearly ran right off the road
What was I to say?
This pretty little smart girl
Was about to make my day

And so I fucked the smart girl
In the bed of my pickup truck
From that night on I knew for sure
I was one smart ass buck

My smart girl helped me study
My grades went to the top
And every time I passed a test
My smart girl’s blouse would drop