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The veritable shit-hole that a verminously delusional and incompetent Britain has deservedly and fittingly become!
By Stanley Collymore
Brexit Britain is in serious
trouble, and of its own
lunatic and idiotically,
arrogant making! No trade
deals yet and the country
has undeniably become
the harsh butt of cruel
but simply justifiable
jokes shared unlike
as is the situation
in Britain happily
across the rest
of a very aptly
elated world.
And as though that wasn't
bad enough to add injury
and gross insult to sick
Britain and equally its
Brexiteers woes, the
avariciously very wealthy
that mendaciously and
self-servingly conned
every single infernal
individual of you so
gullible and clearly
doltish imbeciles
into vacating the
European Union
while surreptitiously
retaining, all along,
their very own EU
passports, plus
attendant citizenship;
are very predictably
like the charlatans
they patently are,
and always will
be, uncaringly
scarpering a
sinking, and firmly
believed to be no
more a relevant
Britain, in their
actual droves.
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
4 September 2020.
Author's Remarks:
The old barbaric and colonial order has, thankfully for Britain, been eroded; and at least in part among even the remaining and utterly self-serving aristocracy.
Leaving only a sick and sorry bunch of cap-doffing to their perceived social betters, verminously lowlife plebeian pillocks vainly, and quite asininely, trying to defend and retain the impossible!
Published 5th Sep 2020
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Anonymous
- Edited 5th Sep 2020 6:30pm
5th Sep 2020 6:29pm
... I’ll be honest here, mate. As long as they don’t take away Greggs I’m good. I mean that’s gonna be the straw that breaks the camels back while I’m living in Blighty. Whether I can get a steak bake for a quid or not. When I can’t, maybe I’ll start screaming about Thatcher’s fkn Britain then... 😂
-M
-M
5th Sep 2020 10:29pm
I love your sense of humour. It matches mine! Thanks for reading the poem and commenting . It's much appreciated. Have a great day and life!
The world could truthfully do with more people like you!
The world could truthfully do with more people like you!
Anonymous
- Edited 5th Sep 2020 10:37pm
5th Sep 2020 10:36pm
... could I possibly get that in writing? I just want to frame it next to the picture of the rabbit I drew when I was 5 that got me not one but two gold stars.
Cheers!
-M
#BritHumouristhebest
Cheers!
-M
#BritHumouristhebest
I'll probably do a lot better than that and write you a commemorative poem. Would make a truly delightful change from having to comment on the pathetic aspects of life.
Generally what I do in such cases when I pen a poem specifically inspired by someone, I include their first name somewhere within the body of the poetic text; this is to ensure and not contravene the person's privacy. Then I publish the said poem.
Afterwards, if I know them or they live within reach I then format the poem in colour and with suitable graphic design attachments, have the poem, without the author's Remarks, professionally framed and always with the prospective recipient's given consent have the gift wrapped present delivered to them. After which they can use the poem as a valued keepsake or as a dart board.
If they live abroad from where I am I dispatch the finished work by email, and again it's their particular choice what they do with it.
That said, I'm particularly wary who I do this with, as regrettably we live in a world, and particularly so in Britain, where paying compliments are invariably regarded by many as the proponent of such doubtlessly having ulterior motives; and sadly so because those kinds of people have no concept or appreciation of what altruism actually is and are too witless to want to find out. So why cast pearls before swine?
Besides from birth in my familial home and the community and society I was happily and beneficially raised in, I was constantly taught not to exploit others in anyway. With the phenomenal matriarchs lovingly and reassuringly instilling this in me. And with my Grandmothers and Mum correspondingly endorsing those views in their concept that I should never want to or actually do anything harmful or adverse to any female that I personally wouldn't want done by anyone to my sisters. A concept I've followed throughout my life.
Finally, at the prestigious Grammar School I attended and where Latin was routinely taught, we were all of us, students, encouraged to create our own personal motto in Latin.
The English translation of mine and which I've earnestly sought to live by since my entry to that Grammar School at the age of 10 years is: "Endeavour to make this world a better place than how I found it!" Which I like and have copyrighted.
That of my Grammar School: The Alleyne School, founded in 1785 and located in Barbados, is: Aliis Non Sibi - the English translation from its Latin one - For Others Not Ourselves, which is burnished in my mind still as it has always done throughout my life, those of my contemporary students and those that followed us and our predecessors. We have a number of international aluminium and I've I still have regular contact with my old school which has been a major inspirational force in my life.
Generally what I do in such cases when I pen a poem specifically inspired by someone, I include their first name somewhere within the body of the poetic text; this is to ensure and not contravene the person's privacy. Then I publish the said poem.
Afterwards, if I know them or they live within reach I then format the poem in colour and with suitable graphic design attachments, have the poem, without the author's Remarks, professionally framed and always with the prospective recipient's given consent have the gift wrapped present delivered to them. After which they can use the poem as a valued keepsake or as a dart board.
If they live abroad from where I am I dispatch the finished work by email, and again it's their particular choice what they do with it.
That said, I'm particularly wary who I do this with, as regrettably we live in a world, and particularly so in Britain, where paying compliments are invariably regarded by many as the proponent of such doubtlessly having ulterior motives; and sadly so because those kinds of people have no concept or appreciation of what altruism actually is and are too witless to want to find out. So why cast pearls before swine?
Besides from birth in my familial home and the community and society I was happily and beneficially raised in, I was constantly taught not to exploit others in anyway. With the phenomenal matriarchs lovingly and reassuringly instilling this in me. And with my Grandmothers and Mum correspondingly endorsing those views in their concept that I should never want to or actually do anything harmful or adverse to any female that I personally wouldn't want done by anyone to my sisters. A concept I've followed throughout my life.
Finally, at the prestigious Grammar School I attended and where Latin was routinely taught, we were all of us, students, encouraged to create our own personal motto in Latin.
The English translation of mine and which I've earnestly sought to live by since my entry to that Grammar School at the age of 10 years is: "Endeavour to make this world a better place than how I found it!" Which I like and have copyrighted.
That of my Grammar School: The Alleyne School, founded in 1785 and located in Barbados, is: Aliis Non Sibi - the English translation from its Latin one - For Others Not Ourselves, which is burnished in my mind still as it has always done throughout my life, those of my contemporary students and those that followed us and our predecessors. We have a number of international aluminium and I've I still have regular contact with my old school which has been a major inspirational force in my life.
