Double Shot of Espresso

The blazing sun and my window
are enemies of sleeping in.
Got a 19 pound cat on my back so I am
already sore before I even get up.
I use an electric toothbrush and
of course, it's dead so I have to
manually brush my own fucking teeth,
maybe there is something to this
whole Modays suck thing.

Sitting on the toilet and looking at
my reflection in the door knob,
reminds me of the 80s and
David Lee Roth and the California Girls
Video, everything is kinda distorted.

What will I wear? Probably one of
the same three things I always wear.
For the win is a grey shirt and dirty jeans
and slip on leopard print shoes.
Hell no I'm not brushing my hair
I'm kinda partial to the frazzled look.

Keys, where are my goddamned keys.