The Bark Joke

A dog, very well known
Began to bark at me
But i knew his bark
Was worse than his bone

It wasn't a bitch
I'm very sure
Because of a slight mechanical hitch
Of which there is no cure!

This dog, a Chihuahua
Chased me into the wood
I thought ha ha
This jokes good

This was no joke
I'll let you know
It began to poke
At my big toe!

So around i turned
In an angry mood
My heart was burned
For there it stood

In great revenge
I kicked and cried
The poor Chihuahua
Nearly died

So with care
And many a hand
His leg i did
Begin to mend

Until at last
The dog did stand
Man and his best friend
The end!