A Short Story!

A Short Story!

whilst in the Old Town today, i was inspired to write a (thankfully!)short story, as follows: a few days ago, i was attacked by a giant vampire piano playing mermaid spider! this had somehow broken into my flat. i bravely and heroically managed to cover the spider with a small translucent lid (thus giving away the fact, that the giant vampire piano playing spider, wasn't actually quite as giantesque, as at first indicated, or suggested!) slipping a small piece of card under the aforementioned lid, i carefully escorted it to my kitchen. (don't worry, i had no intention of a spider bolognaise!), but had easy access to the kitchen window. and bravely glancing into the myriad of eyes of said beast, uttered these immortal words "hope you're wearing a parachute!" (okay, not particularly that immortal, more mundane, but hey, i'll put this exaggeration down to sunstroke, or lunacy?) i deftly slung it out the window. the fate of said spider, i know not, but fairly sure it was okay, as i think i heard a whispered yippee, as it descended into the abyss, or at least an open window of an unfortunate tenant on a lower floor! but my only fear is that it will avenge my act of cruelty, and return with many of its brethren. yet i am ready for this potential onslaught, as i am well equiped with a goodly supply of plastic lids and pieces of (8! pirate joke!) cardboard (no spiders were knowingly hurt in the writing of this nonsense!