What If

Here is  
my conspiracy theory
 
Right ladies and gentlemen
phase 1  
Is nearly complete
we have frightend the people
into believing that Millions
and Millions  
Will die
if they don't obey  
and stay in their cage
we are in the process  
Of wiping out
all medium to small businesses
so the workers  
will have to rely on us
to feed their brats
the new laws are now in place
which we can change
phase 2  
within the next few weeks  
total surveillance  
on all mobil phones
By Law
phase 3  
the roll out of the G5  
on every street
in the country  
our profits on our shares  
in the pharmaceutical companies  
will go through the roof  
and the intelligence  
of those who still have any
and their children  
will significantly drop
we are nearly there  
ladies and gentalmen
only 10 years to go