Roots - another real-me installment

Big dark roots,
2.5 inch-plus
means to be blonde
now's a big fuss

I don't wanna
shriek and cuss
Don't look at my
forehead puss!

Gotta get out the
bleach exorcise
every dark tress
gonna work fast
don't look at the mess

If I don't get bleach
frickin' everywhere
my name ain't Jess!