Mr Browns home (a parody of Mr Brownstone by Guns & Roses)

I get em up around seven
swimmin class around nine
and I don't get to do nothin no
cause the kids take all my......time

I get em to bed around seven
I do some work about nine
get myself in bed by eleven
read a book whilst sippin.......wine

We've been sleeping when,
little footsteps
they keep knockin
they won't leave us alone.

I used ta give a cuddle
but a cuddle wouldn't do
and I couldn't shut the bedroom door
I just keep tryin
ta leave a little light on
said a little brighter than before.

I used ta read a story
but a story wouldn't do
so our bed filled up with four
we just keep tryin
ta get more than a cuddle
but we don't want any more!!!

We've been sleepin when,
little footsteps
they keep knockin
they won't leave us alone.