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Defines - - - - (Fines handed out by a Jamaican court)
for the Alphabet "P" Competition
I enjoy playing with words
I have a rather bent
Perception
and only half a brain
I am so well suited to DU
Paddock
is a foot doctor
specialising in but not exclusively
peoples foot pads treating corns and bunions
he wouldn't be of any use to me
Paradigm
the dime they give you
for luck when you do a parachute jump
especially handy to phone a friend
if the parachute doesn't open
Peasant a game bird
cruelly hunted in Scotland
along with the wild hairy haggis
Pharisee
a person who
is long-sighted and can
see things far away
Picket
its what I do to my nose
but not like Michael Jackson
that picked his nose from a brochure
at the plastic surgeon
Pilgrimage
the face I make
when I have to take my medication
Like a fake smile signifying compliance
Placid
a liquid that can
be thrown in anyones' face
Placid is another name for water
Pollen
is a Scottish word
for voting on a poll, it is also
the name of my sensae
Master Po Llen
Pretence
means you are
already tense before you start
doing anything, you are overwound
I enjoy playing with words
I have a rather bent
Perception
and only half a brain
I am so well suited to DU
Paddock
is a foot doctor
specialising in but not exclusively
peoples foot pads treating corns and bunions
he wouldn't be of any use to me
Paradigm
the dime they give you
for luck when you do a parachute jump
especially handy to phone a friend
if the parachute doesn't open
Peasant a game bird
cruelly hunted in Scotland
along with the wild hairy haggis
Pharisee
a person who
is long-sighted and can
see things far away
Picket
its what I do to my nose
but not like Michael Jackson
that picked his nose from a brochure
at the plastic surgeon
Pilgrimage
the face I make
when I have to take my medication
Like a fake smile signifying compliance
Placid
a liquid that can
be thrown in anyones' face
Placid is another name for water
Pollen
is a Scottish word
for voting on a poll, it is also
the name of my sensae
Master Po Llen
Pretence
means you are
already tense before you start
doing anything, you are overwound
Published 16th Aug 2019
Author's Note
Missed the deadline for posting :-(
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Anonymous
16th Aug 2019 1:36pm
Pilgrimage...ROFL! I know the feeling! I love how you play with words, my friend. Always getting a giggle out of me.
Brace yourself...giggling pounce hugs incoming!!! :-)
Brace yourself...giggling pounce hugs incoming!!! :-)
16th Aug 2019 8:30pm
The problem is. When they throw it in someone's face. They disdirect it and sound stupid
16th Aug 2019 8:55pm
16th Aug 2019 10:24pm
16th Aug 2019 11:19pm
17th Aug 2019 1:04am
Dear D,
Your cleverness and ability for word play are fantastic! It brightened my day to read this. I loved it!! H🌷
Your cleverness and ability for word play are fantastic! It brightened my day to read this. I loved it!! H🌷
17th Aug 2019 1:10am
I am so honoured by your comment that was a bright spot in my day :-))))))))))
