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Three Limers
The menu was more than appealing:
Kielbasa, a cup of Darjeeling;
she drank her tea sweet
and loved the rare meat,
so ordered the Twinnings
still squealing.
A witch who loved licorice from hell
took her Twizlers and got a motel;
she unpacked her broom
and rode ‘round the room
sucking red ‘bove the bed
casting spells.
A plumber by day, Sophie slept
with man and a wrench that she kept
around for a leak,
her skills were unique
and she loosened his nuts
‘till he wept
Kielbasa, a cup of Darjeeling;
she drank her tea sweet
and loved the rare meat,
so ordered the Twinnings
still squealing.
A witch who loved licorice from hell
took her Twizlers and got a motel;
she unpacked her broom
and rode ‘round the room
sucking red ‘bove the bed
casting spells.
A plumber by day, Sophie slept
with man and a wrench that she kept
around for a leak,
her skills were unique
and she loosened his nuts
‘till he wept
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