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Three Limers

The menu was more than appealing:        
Kielbasa, a cup of Darjeeling;          
she drank her tea sweet          
and loved the rare meat,          
so ordered the Twinnings            
still squealing.          
           
A witch who loved licorice from hell          
took her Twizlers and got a motel;          
she unpacked her broom          
and rode ‘round the room          
sucking red ‘bove the bed          
casting spells.          
           
A plumber by day, Sophie slept          
with man and a wrench that she kept          
around for a leak,          
her skills were unique          
and she loosened his nuts            
‘till he wept
Written by Bumstead
Published | Edited 13th Aug 2020
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