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Jerkology 101: A Red Pill For The Ladies
there he sits every night
eyes in a funky haze...glazed...
grazing over your poetry
he swears he can taste your pussy
through his laptop
he finally lost it when he read
one of your more explicit eroticas
even threw his skid marked undies at the screen
now he sits in a t-shirt and no drawers
with pen in one hand his penis in the other
jerking off to your vocabulary
scribbling juvenile incoherence
muttering your name in patterns of three's
Bilquist....Bilquist....Billllllquissssst
wanting...wishing his Goddess would come down
from her realm of Esoteria
and magically appear before him
he imagine he would immediately prostrate
and offer up his prostate for the
divine stimulation only you can give him
strap on the prosthetic..clap off the lights and
take 'ol boy beyond the veil
of a voyeur's paradise....heh heh
you can probable feel him right now
lurking over your poetry
with semen infested thoughts
look...from street harassment to cyber stalking
i can understand why a chick
wears a resting bitch face...
i get it..cuz dudes like this ain't got no chill
still tho...just know.
whenever your quill spills
his balls spills in honor of you....heh heh..
it's just a bitter pill you gonna
have to learn to swallow
..[ pun intended?..yes or no? ]
here's to happy trolling....haaaa....
um out!
Published 21st Mar 2019
| Edited 22nd Mar 2019
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21st Mar 2019 6:04pm
21st Mar 2019 6:23pm
21st Mar 2019 6:46pm
now he sits in a t-shirt and no drawers
with pen in one hand his penis in the other
jerking off to your vocabulary ...*DEAD* hahahaha
then
you can probable feel him right now
lurking over your poetry
with semen infested thoughts LMAO!!! hollering!!!
and this
still tho...just know.
whenever your quill spills
his balls spills in honor of you....heh heh...
mad genius you are Sir!! mad genius! This was funny and true and a reason I don't post many erotic pieces! the in boxing was insane! I don't know how some folks do it! thanks for the laughs Naaj!
with pen in one hand his penis in the other
jerking off to your vocabulary ...*DEAD* hahahaha
then
you can probable feel him right now
lurking over your poetry
with semen infested thoughts LMAO!!! hollering!!!
and this
still tho...just know.
whenever your quill spills
his balls spills in honor of you....heh heh...
mad genius you are Sir!! mad genius! This was funny and true and a reason I don't post many erotic pieces! the in boxing was insane! I don't know how some folks do it! thanks for the laughs Naaj!
21st Mar 2019 11:22pm
Anonymous
22nd Mar 2019 6:34am
*wipes tea from keyboard*
oy vey, mister
i lost it at "semen infested thoughts"
visualizing grey matter pickled in white matter
thank you for the giggles...
... i do believe i'm done with erotica for a while
now... where is my hand sanitizer
oy vey, mister
i lost it at "semen infested thoughts"
visualizing grey matter pickled in white matter
thank you for the giggles...
... i do believe i'm done with erotica for a while
now... where is my hand sanitizer
23rd Mar 2019 4:04am
Enjoyed the whole, and especially the double entendre of "Jerkology".
Thanks for the smiles sprinkled throughout these truths.
Thanks for the smiles sprinkled throughout these truths.
