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GET YOUR MAN INTO THE KITCHEN
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach - Proverb
Get your man into the kitchen
(If you like it, with no stitch on).
Show him good culinary ways;
He'll thank-fuck you with hearty praise,
When you teach him about nutrition,
You're helping him stay in condition,
Enemy of copulation
Is a hindered circulation,
That's caused by fats of the wrong kind,
Which can affect parts of man-kind.
Get your man into the kitchen
(If you like it, with no stitch on).
Show him good culinary ways;
He'll thank-fuck you with hearty praise,
When you teach him about nutrition,
You're helping him stay in condition,
Enemy of copulation
Is a hindered circulation,
That's caused by fats of the wrong kind,
Which can affect parts of man-kind.
Published 10th Feb 2019
Author's Note
Title based on the concluding words of an article for women about 'how to keep your man standing to attention naturally'.
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10th Feb 2019 12:23pm
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- Edited 25th Oct 2022 6:45pm
11th Feb 2019 8:36pm
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