Atheists are Lousy Lays

Her axiom was atheism  
She proved it in the bedroom
Automated and unimaginative
She conveyed no passion
 
Afterwards she complained
That I, like all other men
Had failed to give her
A deep meaningful orgasm
 
I suggested she abandon
Her skeptical nihilism
And make a conversion
To a spiritual perversion
 
For it is written in the sacred Kama Sutra
"If you ain't got soul
You cannot  
Rock & Roll!"
And she'd never be able
To scream in unbridled ecstasy
"Oh Jesus...Jesus...Jesus Christ Almighty!"
 
Besides, instead of blaming men
For being so bad in bed
I suggested
She might try moving her hips instead