Villanelle Nr.08 — Job Application Reply written by an Algorithm

      
“By checking your on-line activity      
our algorithms had to conclude      
you totally lack suitability      
       
Your profile scores high on senility      
no Twitter account has been viewed      
when checking your on-line activity      
       
We see you have low connectivity      
and some of your comments are rude      
proving you lack suitability      
       
Your diet’s too high on acidity      
given your purchase of food -        
we’ve checked all your check-out activity      
       
You also rank high on stupidity      
you lost to the business you sued      
proving you lack suitability      
       
And what about dating Felicity?      
You miserably failed as you wooed.      
By checking your on-line activity      
you totally lack suitability”.